A Ready Recollection

The Mind Numbing Ponderings Of A Pulpit Preacher

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August 1, 2011 Posted by | Comics | Leave a comment

Mind Numbing Ponderings

1.  It is discouraging to preach a sermon on the importance church attendance when those who need to hear it aren’t there.

2.  If all the people who left one congregation to go to another because they had a bigger youth group would have stayed we would have a bigger youth group too.

3.  It’s nerve racking to have to explain to the person on the phone the difference between a pastor and a preacher.

4. When praying, never use “Lord” as if he was a form of punctuation.

5.When it comes to gossip to err is human, to forgive is divine, but silence is golden.

August 1, 2011 Posted by | Mind Numbing Ponderings | 1 Comment